Donald's a Pedo

Donald really loves kids...

Bank Robbery

Ok, plan was to enter via a "dune rider" - admittedly all i could find was a Platypus Jeep (fail)

I mean, its pretty good, esp for the getaway. And since 20 mill is like 40 stories high once stacked. SO......this was the only option. Moonhoppers with trailers were plan B.

BUT now a......

JL421 BADONKADONK Land Cruiser/Tank is my new plan! Because everyone should own their own personal tank.

Holy Fuck this beast is unbeatable. For the low low low bargain basement price of only $19,999.95 it is practically a steal. 

The Badonkadonk can hold a crew of 5, with an extra 5 on the roof. With a top speed of 40mph, it is "Ideal for invasions". The Badonkadonk is HotDamn.

"As you might imagine, the Donk transforms into party-mode at night. With a designated driver at the helm, the lights and music set the scene as the Donk glides around looking for trouble or fun"

Note: It can easily fit into a carpark...

And is inconspicuous in everyday settings...

Some more funny shit

Why didn't I think about doing this?!?! Fuck

What would jew do?

I WANT these movies!!!!!

Happy Birthday to JEW

Jew-Jitzu

Jew-doe

Literally got this from www.jewishclipart.com (shit you not)

Rofl....

Conclusion-

Jews = Priceless.

Hmm

Madonna's such a hoe.

Such a piece of shit.

She always looks as hideous as we've come to expect. Shes like a homeless-prosty-50 year old loser. And her guns creep me the fuck out.

Nice booties Madgey. Heh heh heh

And this. There's something remarkabley hilarious about this women....

I think anything she wear would look so so funny...Shes like defo the blackest women ive seen thats not topless with national geographical titties.

haha

Project

No doubt in my mind. This could potentially be THE best projectile effort i have EVER seen.... Hahahahahahahahaha.....

And i know my projectiles.

ice + sculptures = awesome

Man i wished it snowed in Suckland. I wish i could put on some mittens, and bob-sled down the hill, fatally injuring anyone and anything that i hit, whilst showing no remorse, laughing manically, and repeating the above actions at LEAST four more times before i get physically stopped by angry passersby slash parents of the children whose limbs i have just amputated.....*sigh*

On a lighter note. Look at all the fun we could have...

Trogdor the Burninator!

You could even get in a snowball fight with obama

Great Success

Obama Laughing mercilessly

LOVE IT. Love how sadistic this child must have been. Bet hitler made sculptures like this.

Lol, I HAVE YOUR SOUL!!! ahaha

Snowmen Massacre