This is for all my friends that have gone temporarily insane. Apparantley these really do work (according to someone who WAS going insane).
Tips To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
- In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ‘ For Marijuana’
- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
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