Showing posts with label Lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lol. Show all posts

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Love Asians

HAH! They do it EVERYTIME! Who does this shit???


Now this is a proper comp for how many people can you fit into a car simultaneously. Radical.

The rules were:

They had 3 minutes to get into the car and had to last 10 seconds with all the car doors shut. Not an easy task, but with all that Yoga, I’m sure they managed pretty well. We don’t know how many people fit into that car for the win, but what we do know is the winning team got a prize of 500 yuan. That’s about $73. But who are we kidding, it was never about the money!

ASIANS FTW


chinese-contest




chinese-contest3



chinese-contest4


Man they are cool.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Japo = Awesomeo


Ok, ok, back by popular demand. Japanese products. Quite possibly the weirdest race on the planet.

When it comes to innovation, nothing beats the Japanese. Our Asian friends often leave no stone unturned in their quest for beauty and perfection.
Enjoy.

Product 1:


....You use this product....
...to get rid of your "horny" (??)...

Product 2:



Authentic Japanese Schoolgirl Panties. Fresh from a vending machine......Wowziz.
Each pair is guaranteed to have been worn at least once and boasts "Vacuum Sealed Freshness".

Holy Fuckballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Product 3:


Um.... "Beauty Mouth Roller. To make your mouth beautiful....and.....Rolled??"

"Let's aim at the wonderful smile beauty and become feelings happy to make the corners of the mouth upward."???

Product 4:



Ear Wax/Camera Cleaner...

This device sports a camera/light at one end and a viewer at the other end -- allowing users to see built-up ear wax. Lols.

Product 5:



The Girlfriend Lap-Pillow

Never be ronery again. I think if i was on a plane sitting next to this guy and his freakydeaky pillow, i would ask to change seats. Seriously.

I've counted this as the same product ahaha

INSERT DESCRIPTION

Product 6:


Beer + Milk = BILK

VOM.

Product 7:


Mothers Milk
Milk that tastes just like your mothers... Not sure if the target audience for this is children..? Still creep factor 10.

Product 8:


Fresh Air Mask

Yeap. What better way to relax after a hard day at work than by sucking in some fresh air from your favorite plant? ROFL!!!!!


Product 9:


Rapidly Expanding Mysterious Balloon.

Ok, WTF?! It says "Squeeze! The swan's head pops out!! Be the king of the party with this towering swan!
Materials for connecting not included" (Please note they DON'T provide you with a cock to put it on) Ahahahaha


Product 10:


INSERT DESCRIPTION

Holy shit!! A Head-Toilet-Paper-Dispenser!!!
SO handy for a cold. Your "cool factor" may go down considerably though...

Monday, May 25, 2009

Whatever happened to Ole Kelly Clarkson?

Ahahahahaha this photo's awesome.

Kelly Clarkson Is 165 Pounds at 53, Says Expert | kelly clarkson

Friday, May 22, 2009

Heart Taxidermy



Weird taxidermy....

Ok, so I know everyone is not a fan. Im hoping these will change your mind.


The best thing about this lil guy was that his caption was "Duckmoose". Bizarre = YES.
Lol.




Last but certainly not least.
Fuck this is weird. I wouldn't mind going though.
Food for thought..
"Are you purchasing a block of cheese with a stuffed squirrel treat inside or can you get your beloved dog filled with brie?"


Cadbury. Awesome.

Now we've all gotta love Cadbury's new ad, it's so suitable for selling confectionary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY&feature=related

Effective.