Saturday, May 30, 2009

Treadmill-Bike??

This is weird. Plain weird.

I think I'd rather walk than catch a ride on Bicycle Forest's Treadmill Bike. It costs a McMassive $2,500 US. WTF? Its such a piece of shit, I'm not excatley sure what its target market is..?

Apparantly it is the future of urban transportation. The company wanted to design a fitness product that allows you to be outside enjoying the nice weather, instead of cooped up in a gym. To ride the Treadmill Bike, just hop on and start walking or running across the moving belt. You can even add spinner wheels for some gangster rims (Lols)

Bicycle Forest's Treadmill Bike

Friday, May 29, 2009

Weight Loss

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Japo = Awesomeo


Ok, ok, back by popular demand. Japanese products. Quite possibly the weirdest race on the planet.

When it comes to innovation, nothing beats the Japanese. Our Asian friends often leave no stone unturned in their quest for beauty and perfection.
Enjoy.

Product 1:


....You use this product....
...to get rid of your "horny" (??)...

Product 2:



Authentic Japanese Schoolgirl Panties. Fresh from a vending machine......Wowziz.
Each pair is guaranteed to have been worn at least once and boasts "Vacuum Sealed Freshness".

Holy Fuckballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Product 3:


Um.... "Beauty Mouth Roller. To make your mouth beautiful....and.....Rolled??"

"Let's aim at the wonderful smile beauty and become feelings happy to make the corners of the mouth upward."???

Product 4:



Ear Wax/Camera Cleaner...

This device sports a camera/light at one end and a viewer at the other end -- allowing users to see built-up ear wax. Lols.

Product 5:



The Girlfriend Lap-Pillow

Never be ronery again. I think if i was on a plane sitting next to this guy and his freakydeaky pillow, i would ask to change seats. Seriously.

I've counted this as the same product ahaha

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Product 6:


Beer + Milk = BILK

VOM.

Product 7:


Mothers Milk
Milk that tastes just like your mothers... Not sure if the target audience for this is children..? Still creep factor 10.

Product 8:


Fresh Air Mask

Yeap. What better way to relax after a hard day at work than by sucking in some fresh air from your favorite plant? ROFL!!!!!


Product 9:


Rapidly Expanding Mysterious Balloon.

Ok, WTF?! It says "Squeeze! The swan's head pops out!! Be the king of the party with this towering swan!
Materials for connecting not included" (Please note they DON'T provide you with a cock to put it on) Ahahahaha


Product 10:


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Holy shit!! A Head-Toilet-Paper-Dispenser!!!
SO handy for a cold. Your "cool factor" may go down considerably though...

Celeb Vs Animals! Yay

YAY, i've wanted to do an expose on this for MAGES!

Jack Black + Bulldog




Napolean Dynamite + Beaver




Owen + Hawk




Donnatella Versace + Osterich




Dog the Bounty Hunter + Lion




Things you must watch on youtube


Topic 1



"Thats a Moustache on a Lady!'



Just incase you missed it.... Paul Henry proves how completely fucking awesome he really is. I think i may have wet my pants. This Stephanie Mills was defo a case where i would recommend a burka, some Joelene Facial Bleach, or a bloody good razor. Im sure spending 5 minutes a month ridding herself of the giant slug that sits above her lip is not that hard.


"Are moustaches for female Greenpeace members standard issue?" Lols



Heres the link...(The actual one has been deleted, so you'll have to do with the voice over). Woe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okTlpH28QTw

I want one...





























































Topic 2

Maori Woman on MoreFM. Holy ShitCakes. This lady has the IQ of a broken jandal. Hahaha, its defo something to watch. Shes actually live on air...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tuib8V2Sco

"What days fathers day Ray?" So stupid. Made my day.

Wowziz. Happy Viewing.



Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Everyone LOVES a good Fail



Epic Homeless Fail




Panties Fail




Sexy Fail Take 1




Parenting Fail.
Lols for being at her 21st



Sexy Fail Take 2

Who in gods name thinks they are Zexy after taking a massive dump?



Occupational Fail



Sexy Fail Take 3









Smart Fail




Fake Tan Fail



Shes either smiling so much because she likes her tan, or because she knows her husband looks like a giant piece of shit..


Mexcersice


Mexcercising




Mexcercising Fail...