Halloween

I've never actually done halloween, but now i wish i did. I think i love the nipples the most.

Butt Juicer

Um, Not sure who their target market is. Lol how violating. Hot Damn

Bionic Muscle Suit

I saw this on a japanese website (typical), and i wondered what the hell you'd use it for? I'm creeped out that the marketing image of it is for lifting weights. Imagine going to the gym in a Muscle Suit and lifting dumbells with it on ahahahaha. 

Ok, so you want to build up your muscles and allow yourself to lift weights impressively. All you need is a huge suit, air compressor and a regulator strapped across both your shoulders making you look like a Legion Of Doom wrestler. Hulk Hogan eat your heart out

Creepy

Lol, talk about making the most of a bad situation. This dudes an inspiration haha but by god its fucking weird! "I'll bite your legs off!"

genetics

Think of the children. The government will take them and destroy them all!!! Zexy

Donald's a Pedo

Donald really loves kids...

Bank Robbery

Ok, plan was to enter via a "dune rider" - admittedly all i could find was a Platypus Jeep (fail)

I mean, its pretty good, esp for the getaway. And since 20 mill is like 40 stories high once stacked. SO......this was the only option. Moonhoppers with trailers were plan B.

BUT now a......

JL421 BADONKADONK Land Cruiser/Tank is my new plan! Because everyone should own their own personal tank.

Holy Fuck this beast is unbeatable. For the low low low bargain basement price of only $19,999.95 it is practically a steal. 

The Badonkadonk can hold a crew of 5, with an extra 5 on the roof. With a top speed of 40mph, it is "Ideal for invasions". The Badonkadonk is HotDamn.

"As you might imagine, the Donk transforms into party-mode at night. With a designated driver at the helm, the lights and music set the scene as the Donk glides around looking for trouble or fun"

Note: It can easily fit into a carpark...

And is inconspicuous in everyday settings...