genetics

Think of the children. The government will take them and destroy them all!!! Zexy

Japo Condos

Japan has everything. And i mean everything. I'd like to point out that their condom selection is FAR better. They are so much smaller, but still so much cooler.

Ok, I officially got these translated:

Condom 3 - "Chocolate Bush"

Condom 4 - "Awesome"

Condom 5 - "Sack Muncher"

ROFLOLOL

These next 2 are LOL.....

Only Asians.....

Gift Ideas

If you are like me, you will find it hard to think of presents for people that they will actually like. Birthdays slash Christmas is always difficult. So i found a great website with gift ideas. So here i have compiled some good Bday or 21st ideas for all those uncreative people...or for the giftee that has everything.

The SELF STIRRING MUG....

Never use a spoon again!

Good For: Lazy Pieces of shit, Spoon-phobic people

The FETUS COOKIE CUTTER...

Perfect for everyone. Who DOESN'T love eating Fetuses?

Good For: Pro-life-ers, Science Psychos, Barren women

The KNITTED FROG DISSECTION...

Good for: Science Geeks, Sadistic Grandmas, Animal Activists that resent the use of REAL animals in Bio

The SQUIRREL FEET EARRINGS...

Good for: Completely Morbid People. Thats it.

The ENEMA JEWELLERY....

Nothing says "I Heart You" or "You're an awesome friend" like these ZEXY bad boys adorning your body. Enema Bag...Mmmmm.

Good for: Homos, Vanessa, or anyone with a filthy anus (Ahem).

Now my personal FAV...... The FUNDIES!!!!

AWESOME! No such thing as too much intimacy.

Good for: Nymphs, Insecure Losers, Retarded Couples with no sense of normaility, or People who want a yeast infection. Zexy.

Note: I have had a request on where to purchse Fundies.... (http://www.shopinprivate.com/fununfortwo.html) Go for Gold.

Below is an ACTUAL Customer Review!!!!!!
"5 stars" I bought these for me and my lesbian girlfriend because our double headed dildo was always slipping out. They work great!
TV - June 29, 2008

And last, but most certainly not least! The NOTHING!

For those people you hate so much, that you want to show how much you actually didn't forget their birthday, and that you think they are a piece of shit. "Happy Fucking Birthday, Hope you choke on your own spittle". Thank you. The gift of NOTHING!

Good for: Haters, People doing a "Friend Cull"

Statement Camel

Now i have had fans upset about the lack of updates of this "McAwesomesaucer".

I'm a busy woman. work work work etc etc etc

But i have had a request for a pants fashion statement. 

THE CAMEL TOE

Wiki definition:

Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the female labia majora when seen through tight form-fitting clothes. The male equivalent is a moose knuckle.

All I'm gonna say is ZEXY. Anyone who is priviledged enough to sight one, take a picture, and send it it to me. You will be rewarded by your father in heaven...

Heres some fannyflappingtastic ones...

Below we have a great example of a "Moose Knuckle" 

I shall call him Moose Knuckle City. (His shoes are TERRIBLE btw)

This may be a tad too close, but i thought the male audience would appreciate anyway...ZEX on a stick.

I think that the camel toe is the least of this woman's worries..

This lady has a HUGE Mons.

So I suggest that in the future, if in doubt, check it out!

Peace.

Awkward Boners

Ive just had my attention drawn to http://www.awkwardboners.com/

So...

Boner Tidbits = Imminent

Awesome

Hairy McLeary

Wow...hairstyles...where do i start.

Theres the good, the bad, the ugly. Starting with the crazy-pinkminiskirt-lady from the North Shore Leisure gym. Its like she thinks she's 5. Or Britney Spears from 1999 in "hit me baby one more time". Jesus. Her husband must have serious masculinity issues standing next to her.

So heres some uber cool and super styley hairstyles.

Now don't get me wrong, these styles are ZEXY. But if i saw them on the street i would ROFLN.

Hairstyles are hereditary.