Gift Ideas

If you are like me, you will find it hard to think of presents for people that they will actually like. Birthdays slash Christmas is always difficult. So i found a great website with gift ideas. So here i have compiled some good Bday or 21st ideas for all those uncreative people...or for the giftee that has everything.

The SELF STIRRING MUG....

Never use a spoon again!

Good For: Lazy Pieces of shit, Spoon-phobic people

The FETUS COOKIE CUTTER...

Perfect for everyone. Who DOESN'T love eating Fetuses?

Good For: Pro-life-ers, Science Psychos, Barren women

The KNITTED FROG DISSECTION...

Good for: Science Geeks, Sadistic Grandmas, Animal Activists that resent the use of REAL animals in Bio

The SQUIRREL FEET EARRINGS...

Good for: Completely Morbid People. Thats it.

The ENEMA JEWELLERY....

Nothing says "I Heart You" or "You're an awesome friend" like these ZEXY bad boys adorning your body. Enema Bag...Mmmmm.

Good for: Homos, Vanessa, or anyone with a filthy anus (Ahem).

Now my personal FAV...... The FUNDIES!!!!

AWESOME! No such thing as too much intimacy.

Good for: Nymphs, Insecure Losers, Retarded Couples with no sense of normaility, or People who want a yeast infection. Zexy.

Note: I have had a request on where to purchse Fundies.... (http://www.shopinprivate.com/fununfortwo.html) Go for Gold.

Below is an ACTUAL Customer Review!!!!!!
"5 stars" I bought these for me and my lesbian girlfriend because our double headed dildo was always slipping out. They work great!
TV - June 29, 2008

And last, but most certainly not least! The NOTHING!

For those people you hate so much, that you want to show how much you actually didn't forget their birthday, and that you think they are a piece of shit. "Happy Fucking Birthday, Hope you choke on your own spittle". Thank you. The gift of NOTHING!

Good for: Haters, People doing a "Friend Cull"