Lameo

Im sorry, i just had to lol at this.

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Good levels of Insanity

This is for all my friends that have gone temporarily insane. Apparantley these really do work (according to someone who WAS going insane).

Tips To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

- In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ‘ For Marijuana’

- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

- When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

Halloween

I've never actually done halloween, but now i wish i did. I think i love the nipples the most.

Butt Juicer

Um, Not sure who their target market is. Lol how violating. Hot Damn

Bionic Muscle Suit

I saw this on a japanese website (typical), and i wondered what the hell you'd use it for? I'm creeped out that the marketing image of it is for lifting weights. Imagine going to the gym in a Muscle Suit and lifting dumbells with it on ahahahaha. 

Ok, so you want to build up your muscles and allow yourself to lift weights impressively. All you need is a huge suit, air compressor and a regulator strapped across both your shoulders making you look like a Legion Of Doom wrestler. Hulk Hogan eat your heart out

Creepy

Lol, talk about making the most of a bad situation. This dudes an inspiration haha but by god its fucking weird! "I'll bite your legs off!"

genetics

Think of the children. The government will take them and destroy them all!!! Zexy