Whatever happened to Ole Kelly Clarkson?

Ahahahahaha this photo's awesome.

How to make Jesus toast, you say?

FOUR easy steps to - Eat Jesus for Breakfast

Step One: Get Bread, Get Butter, Get Crazy.

Step Two: The Face of God, In Butter.

Carefully cut little slices of butter and arrange them to make the face of The Messiah, making sure to focus on the crucial beard/mullet areas. Inadvertenty note that "Jesus has a butterface" and immediately feel such tremendous guilt that you break down and pray. Very good, young strumpet.

Step Three: Put Jesus in the Oven.

Step Four: Jeeee-licious!

Proceed to Munch on Jesus.

Gnam.

Ok, Ok, not as good as the "original toaster"....

The Holy Toaster was found in the back of a thrift store in summer of 2005. Miraculously, it produces a perfect image of holiness on every piece of toast that emerges. Scientists have not yet been able to determine what has happened to the toaster but believers are flocking to see. (Lol).

Shaven Haven

Couldn't resist.....

This Hairy Gingivitis Baby is mind boggelling.

I am disappointed that you can only shave it once though. One time wonder?

What is with the rank hairy ankles? I haven't even seen an arab with this much hair, let alone an infant..

Squirrels are Underrated

Need I say more?

Roadkill Rocks

Id Love to eat here...

Fun Squished Animal Facts!

Did you know....

That there are 1 million vertebrates run over each day in the United States? At a rate of one every 11.5 seconds... that's a FUCK of alot of roadkill!

And that $2,000 = Average minimum cost for repairing a vehicle after a collision with a deer. Lol Fucktards.

Lol.

Attention to detail = Fail.

Perhaps if road workers spent less time masturbating over all female passers by, then they would have noticed...

Best Tasting Road Kill EVER.

Animal rights activists are disgusted by a new candy from Kraft Foods Inc. (KFT) that’s shaped like critters run over by cars — complete with tire treads.

The fruity-flavored Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy — in shapes of partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels — fosters cruelty toward animals, according to the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

What Huge Douche Bags. Fuck off, these lollies have Tyre Treads...It's different from normal sadistic cruelty.

Mangeled Coon. Wish i had one as a child. Love the one bulgy burst blood vessel eye ball haha.

Dicktator Dolls

I love world wars, mostly because i will never have to fight in one and from them come love movies with hot actors.
So, for the War enthusiast........ Proudly Introducing.........
Dolls for the Pro-Nazi!
The collectors' items are said to be accurate to the smallest detail, with resin cast heads and plastic bodies with enough pivot points to allow them to give Nazi-style salutes. (Heil HITLER)
No word on if the "accurate" doll only has one testicle

I heart Jews.

These kids are defo Jew Haters

Japo Condos

Japan has everything. And i mean everything. I'd like to point out that their condom selection is FAR better. They are so much smaller, but still so much cooler.

Ok, I officially got these translated:

Condom 3 - "Chocolate Bush"

Condom 4 - "Awesome"

Condom 5 - "Sack Muncher"

ROFLOLOL

These next 2 are LOL.....

Only Asians.....