Flavour Flaaav - Somethin' shat on the floor

http://numbertwoguide.com/?p=708

The video of the episode where " Somethin" Shits on the floor, then proceeds to not care

That is all...

LOL

Team T-Shirt?

Doesnt this make you well up! Awwwwwww

Awwwwwww

Sorry, Ive been busy

Well, i have been informed that there is a new chinese sunhat craze...
Have you ever been in awe by the numerous asians walking down the road with these crazy swivel down sun visors on, when its NOT actually THAT sunny.





Asians actually call these : 太阳帽
Which aparantly (once translated) mean "SUN-HELMET". Lol.




Now i bet youre thinking "This is MADNESS" or "Wow, they look fucking ridiculous"

Fashion Statement? I hope not...

This movie is now ruined for me..

Gaga for Gaga

Yay Lady Gaga is WEARING PANTS!

Too bad about the rest haha

OH MY

I found this.

Ok everyone of us has recieved something from some sort of african bank with a picture of a REALLY black guy, telling you that someone has dies and you are set to inherit 100 million dollars or some shit.

Anyway, this dude did us proud and REPLIED! What a fucking champion!
hahaha i loled all the way to my room...

http://www.misanthropytoday.com/nigeria-calling-part-two/

If you have like ages, read the whole series. you will not regret it.

Love Asians

HAH! They do it EVERYTIME! Who does this shit???


Now this is a proper comp for how many people can you fit into a car simultaneously. Radical.

The rules were:

They had 3 minutes to get into the car and had to last 10 seconds with all the car doors shut. Not an easy task, but with all that Yoga, I’m sure they managed pretty well. We don’t know how many people fit into that car for the win, but what we do know is the winning team got a prize of 500 yuan. That’s about $73. But who are we kidding, it was never about the money!

ASIANS FTW














Man they are cool.

And they wonder why they are jews?

Im pretty sure if i was a fish, Id notice all those legs!

LOL Epic Fail

Haha trust americans to do this. No wonder they are larger than life!

Pool Fun Japan Styles

Relaxing day by the pool anyone?

Reasons not to go to sleep whilst drunk..

Condiment Gun

Want. One.

Holy Heck! This big pig was caught in queensland, and they only caught it because their pig hunting dogs were going missing. The pig was apparantley eating the dogs! SHHHHHHHHHIIIT.
Think of the spit you'd need to roast that bad boy!

Employee of the month?

Im still going to give my kids the bash

Sue Bradford needs a fucking beating. I don't care how lesbian she is, how big her mo is, or how shiny her Doc Martins are. Shes a big fat dike. I want to spittle on her.

Oh how things have changed….

School 1960 vs. School 2009

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2009 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principals office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counseled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion. Hot Damn

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2009 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Enrique fails high school English.

1960 - Enrique goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2009 - Enrique’s cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. A lawsuit against the public school system and his English teacher are started. English is banned from core curriculum. Enrique is given his Quals anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2009 - Security are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny’s dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

Lameo

Im sorry, i just had to lol at this.

ol

Good levels of Insanity

This is for all my friends that have gone temporarily insane. Apparantley these really do work (according to someone who WAS going insane).

Tips To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

- Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

- In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ‘ For Marijuana’

- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

- When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

Halloween

I've never actually done halloween, but now i wish i did. I think i love the nipples the most.

Butt Juicer

Um, Not sure who their target market is. Lol how violating. Hot Damn

Bionic Muscle Suit

I saw this on a japanese website (typical), and i wondered what the hell you'd use it for? I'm creeped out that the marketing image of it is for lifting weights. Imagine going to the gym in a Muscle Suit and lifting dumbells with it on ahahahaha. 

Ok, so you want to build up your muscles and allow yourself to lift weights impressively. All you need is a huge suit, air compressor and a regulator strapped across both your shoulders making you look like a Legion Of Doom wrestler. Hulk Hogan eat your heart out

Creepy

Lol, talk about making the most of a bad situation. This dudes an inspiration haha but by god its fucking weird! "I'll bite your legs off!"

genetics

Think of the children. The government will take them and destroy them all!!! Zexy

Donald's a Pedo

Donald really loves kids...

Bank Robbery

Ok, plan was to enter via a "dune rider" - admittedly all i could find was a Platypus Jeep (fail)

I mean, its pretty good, esp for the getaway. And since 20 mill is like 40 stories high once stacked. SO......this was the only option. Moonhoppers with trailers were plan B.

BUT now a......

JL421 BADONKADONK Land Cruiser/Tank is my new plan! Because everyone should own their own personal tank.

Holy Fuck this beast is unbeatable. For the low low low bargain basement price of only $19,999.95 it is practically a steal. 

The Badonkadonk can hold a crew of 5, with an extra 5 on the roof. With a top speed of 40mph, it is "Ideal for invasions". The Badonkadonk is HotDamn.

"As you might imagine, the Donk transforms into party-mode at night. With a designated driver at the helm, the lights and music set the scene as the Donk glides around looking for trouble or fun"

Note: It can easily fit into a carpark...

And is inconspicuous in everyday settings...

Some more funny shit

Why didn't I think about doing this?!?! Fuck

What would jew do?

I WANT these movies!!!!!

Happy Birthday to JEW

Jew-Jitzu

Jew-doe

Literally got this from www.jewishclipart.com (shit you not)

Rofl....

Conclusion-

Jews = Priceless.