Wowziz i just made a mess in my trousers!

Wowziz, wowziz, wowziz, mexcellent, sexcellent etc etc etc

OH EM GEE!!

My fav french friends are coming to australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix are:
Thomas Mars - vocals
Laurent 'Branco' Brancowitz - guitars
Christian Mazzalai - guitars
Deck D’Arcy - bass

TOUR DATES:
Wednesday August 5 - Enmore Theatre, Sydney  $75.........OH EM GEE

They are too cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRQsCgYmtc

Just incase you are gay and havent seen this

Slaps

Everybody loves a good slap. So entertaining. Especially if you are doing the slapping slash get to watch. When i get drunk, i slap, and its so worth it. Oh the memories... Nothing says Fuck Off better than a slap. I'm going to be so upset when i can't slap my children in the baking isle of Price Cutter without being arrested. Sigh.

Heres some good slaps! High Fives!!

The last slap is awesome. That guy is the funniest wife beater ever.

Bain of my life

Lol, i know i should be studying, but once again, MrVintage has come up with a radical T.

The best thing is, he actually designed slash knitted this cardi himself! Mexcellent!

Oh yes, they did it again. (new shirtevery24 hours, yay)

Still Bored.

If you have time to look at this, I hate you. Studying is torture. Gayballs times a million. 

Right now:

This is me...

This is where i live...

And according to Google Images, this girl is also "bored"....

Boredom

If youre bored have a listen. I happen to be a Police fan.

http://www2.zippyshare.com/v/90967764/file.html

Homo talking

HOMOGRAPH.......HOMOPHONE

It very much fits in with "dike week" thing.

HOMOGRAPH's for your pleasure...

STALK

HOES

NOW for the....

"Homo Phone"

"Homo-phones" for your oral pleasure...

(Sounds Like)

Aural - Oral

Aural

Oral

Waist - Waste

Waist

Waste

Pray - Prey (I like the common theme)

Pray

Prey

Cat for sale

I like weird things. I really do. I have this intense longing to own for myself a hairless cat. 

Sort of like Mr Bigglesworth from the spy who shagged me. 

Anyway. I like to look at them. Particularly the ones for sale. 

Here is one. But. Something "jumped" out at me. Try spot it. 

"WTF is WRONG with some people?" you may well ask....I do every day *sigh*

Ok, For those of you who..

a) Are Unobservant

b) Are Blind

c) Are Stupid

d) Like it

Statement 1: What the heck is he doing with his pants off taking a pictures of cats????.....SICK

Statement 2: I defo don't want to buy his hairless pussy anymore

Over and Out.