Thursday, June 11, 2009

Some more funny shit

Damn! Why the hell didn't I think of that?!

Why didn't I think about doing this?!?! Fuck


What would jew do?


I WANT these movies!!!!!



Happy Birthday to JEW

jewish-birthday-card-CS1001-L.jpg Happy Birthday To Jew image by chrisjeanie

Jew-Jitzu

jjbun.jpg image by narcSac

Jew-doe






Literally got this from www.jewishclipart.com (shit you not)



Rofl....



Conclusion-

Jews = Priceless.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Hmm

Madonna's such a hoe.

Such a piece of shit.

She always looks as hideous as we've come to expect. Shes like a homeless-prosty-50 year old loser. And her guns creep me the fuck out.

Costume Met Madonna

Nice booties Madgey. Heh heh heh

And this. There's something remarkabley hilarious about this women....
I think anything she wear would look so so funny...Shes like defo the blackest women ive seen thats not topless with national geographical titties.
haha

Costume Met Alec Wek

Project

No doubt in my mind. This could potentially be THE best projectile effort i have EVER seen.... Hahahahahahahahaha.....

And i know my projectiles.


vomit.jpg Vomit image by muscleman_coffeemesto

Monday, June 8, 2009

ice + sculptures = awesome

Man i wished it snowed in Suckland. I wish i could put on some mittens, and bob-sled down the hill, fatally injuring anyone and anything that i hit, whilst showing no remorse, laughing manically, and repeating the above actions at LEAST four more times before i get physically stopped by angry passersby slash parents of the children whose limbs i have just amputated.....*sigh*

On a lighter note. Look at all the fun we could have...

Trogdor the Burninator!




You could even get in a snowball fight with obama

obama_snow

obama-snow-1

Great Success

obama-snow-3

Obama Laughing mercilessly

obama-snow-2


LOVE IT. Love how sadistic this child must have been. Bet hitler made sculptures like this.





Lol, I HAVE YOUR SOUL!!! ahaha



Funny Pictures - Snowman Suicide

Snowmen Massacre




Wowziz i just made a mess in my trousers!


Wowziz, wowziz, wowziz, mexcellent, sexcellent etc etc etc


OH EM GEE!!

My fav french friends are coming to australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix are:
Thomas Mars - vocals
Laurent 'Branco' Brancowitz - guitars
Christian Mazzalai - guitars
Deck D’Arcy - bass

TOUR DATES:
Wednesday August 5 - Enmore Theatre, Sydney  $75.........OH EM GEE


They are too cool.


Phoenix


phoenix-group-shot-2009


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRQsCgYmtc


Just incase you are gay and havent seen this

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Slaps

Everybody loves a good slap. So entertaining. Especially if you are doing the slapping slash get to watch. When i get drunk, i slap, and its so worth it. Oh the memories... Nothing says Fuck Off better than a slap. I'm going to be so upset when i can't slap my children in the baking isle of Price Cutter without being arrested. Sigh.

Heres some good slaps! High Fives!!






The last slap is awesome. That guy is the funniest wife beater ever.