Japo = Awesomeo

Ok, ok, back by popular demand. Japanese products. Quite possibly the weirdest race on the planet.

When it comes to innovation, nothing beats the Japanese. Our Asian friends often leave no stone unturned in their quest for beauty and perfection.

Enjoy.

Product 1:

....You use this product....

...to get rid of your "horny" (??)...

Product 2:

Authentic Japanese Schoolgirl Panties. Fresh from a vending machine......Wowziz.

Each pair is guaranteed to have been worn at least once and boasts "Vacuum Sealed Freshness".

Holy Fuckballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Product 3:

Um.... "Beauty Mouth Roller. To make your mouth beautiful....and.....Rolled??"

"Let's aim at the wonderful smile beauty and become feelings happy to make the corners of the mouth upward."???

Product 4:

Ear Wax/Camera Cleaner...

This device sports a camera/light at one end and a viewer at the other end -- allowing users to see built-up ear wax. Lols.

Product 5:

The Girlfriend Lap-Pillow

Never be ronery again. I think if i was on a plane sitting next to this guy and his freakydeaky pillow, i would ask to change seats. Seriously.

I've counted this as the same product ahaha

Product 6:

Beer + Milk = BILK

VOM.

Product 7:

Mothers Milk

Milk that tastes just like your mothers... Not sure if the target audience for this is children..? Still creep factor 10.

Product 8:

Fresh Air Mask

Yeap. What better way to relax after a hard day at work than by sucking in some fresh air from your favorite plant? ROFL!!!!!

Product 9:

Rapidly Expanding Mysterious Balloon.

Ok, WTF?! It says "Squeeze! The swan's head pops out!! Be the king of the party with this towering swan!
Materials for connecting not included" (Please note they DON'T provide you with a cock to put it on) Ahahahaha

Product 10:

Holy shit!! A Head-Toilet-Paper-Dispenser!!!

SO handy for a cold. Your "cool factor" may go down considerably though...