Saman's the Man

Man, there's nothing like opening your magazine and seeing headlines....

"Lindsay Lohan has broken up with Samantha Ronson"

Everyone loves good dike coverage. I certainly heart it. Even homophobes heart it.

So i thought i'd do an expose on....Samantha Ronson - aka SAMAN

Now Saman is certainly one of my all time fave dikes. 

She embodies everything a dike should be. Unattractive, manly, no curves, Zexy, and in-fact Jew (she actually is jewish).

Saman is an aspiring singer slash songwriter and DJ. She is so cool, that even eminem talks about her in his song We Made You. Where he classifys her as "A Two" lols.

It took a long time for Saman to publicly admit she was munching on lezlo. When asked by a papparazzi, she stated "Are you retarded?" (awesome come-back saman)

These 2 sure make the weirdest couple. ManlyJewDike and Gingarexic. They are constantly breaking up (and now have actually for good, but i'll bet theres still lil sleepovers going on, YUMY) over rumours that Saman has cheated on Lezlo. I can't imagine ANYONE of any sex being attracted enough to Saman to even let her close enough to cheat on Lez. I think even some ladylovin' would also be difficult to find.

Lock up your daughters, Samans now single!!!

Lol. Saman. Crack up every time. I think this may be the "girliest" i have ever seen saman EVER.