Friday, May 22, 2009

Statement Pants

Back By Popular Demand (Bex).......

Pants :

I googled and here are the results :

1) Durex - The Pants Whisperer (I know, WTF, Take a look. Shit, Scary. The voice is alluring).....
www.thepantswhisperer.com/ - 3

2) Jizz in my Pants

3) Wkipedia - Trousers are an item of clothing worn on the lower part of the body from the waist to the ankles, covering both legs separately (rather than with cloth stretching across both as in skirts and dresses). Such items of clothing are often referred to as pants in countries such as Canada, South Africa and the United States. Additional synonyms include slacks, kegs or kex, breeches(sometimes pronounced [ˈbrɪtʃɨz]) or breeks. Historically, as for the West, trousers have been the standard lower-body clothing item for males since the 16th century; by the late 20th century, they had become prevalent for females as well. Trousers are worn at the hips or waist, and may be held up by their own fastenings, a belt, or suspenders (braces). Leggings are form-fitting trousers of a clingy material, often knitted cotton and lycra.

4) And Various Images.

Statement 1

Now the first thing id like to bring up is the topic of Tie-Dyed Pants. Now my sense of what is "cool" is usually fairly deviated from most "normal" members of society. But i feel the topic of tie-dyed pants has been neglected.
I found a too-cool-for-school picture of none other than fergie wearing some awesomesaucer pants, but the title of the picture was "Fashion Police!"...Oh Dear.


Now i happen to think these are cool and so do these people:



Statement 2

Buttless Chaps.

Noone can deny that they 100% hearted Christina's Chaps in that song a gazillion years ago
Fashion statement...mmmm not so much. But i know everyone wanted to relive the moment they saw her botty.


Statement 3

Bad Pants. When i think of bad pants, numerous things spring to mind. Eg.

Pantsuits - NOT keen, don't care who you are (unless you are on star trek). Even Lady Gaga. Sorry.




Is there any point of wearing pants in this case?

Jean tights. I just vomited a little. Don't. JUST DON'T. Think of the person that has to walk behind you.


Drew, Drew, Drew. Did Sigmund the Seamonster have a yak on your legs? God knows what she was thinking...

Um this guy was just real sweaty from an unknown cause. So i decided to add him too. He is wearing NO pants, so he kind of fits. Kind of.


Now, Fuck. This guy. Um i don't even know what to say. Stunned.

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