Fun Squished Animal Facts!
Did you know....
That there are 1 million vertebrates run over each day in the United States? At a rate of one every 11.5 seconds... that's a FUCK of alot of roadkill!
And that $2,000 = Average minimum cost for repairing a vehicle after a collision with a deer. Lol Fucktards.
Lol.
Attention to detail = Fail.
Perhaps if road workers spent less time masturbating over all female passers by, then they would have noticed...
Best Tasting Road Kill EVER.
Animal rights activists are disgusted by a new candy from Kraft Foods Inc. (KFT) that’s shaped like critters run over by cars — complete with tire treads.
The fruity-flavored Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy — in shapes of partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels — fosters cruelty toward animals, according to the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
What Huge Douche Bags. Fuck off, these lollies have Tyre Treads...It's different from normal sadistic cruelty.
Mangeled Coon. Wish i had one as a child. Love the one bulgy burst blood vessel eye ball haha.
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